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1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

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2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.

3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me."

5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.

7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

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McCoist told the club's official website: "We're absolutely thrilled to get Alejandro in at last. We've been wanting to get a few players in and he is one of them.

"I have absolutely no doubt he will be a great asset to us and he is a player we have been looking at for a while.

"I'm just so pleased the clubs were able to agree terms and we can get him to join the squad now.

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Rangers have confirmed the signing of midfielder Alejandro Bedoya on a three-year contract from Swedish side Orebro.

The USA international had already signed a pre-contract agreement with the Glaswegian outfit and was due to join the squad after completion of the Swedish domestic season in December.

Rangers, however, have successfully re-negotiated the deal, which will allow the 24-year-old to …

Kilmarnock have signed midfielder Leon Panikvar on a two-year contract following a successful trail.

Kenny Shiels' side made the announcement on their official website but did not disclose any more details about the deal with the 28-year-old from Slovenia.

"Kilmarnock are delighted to announce new signing Leon Panikvar," read the statement.

"Leon has been rewarded with a …

They remain unbeaten but boss Kenny Jackett was frustrated at seeing them blow a two-goal lead for the second time this term.

"It's disappointing because we looked in a strong position and had a number of chances to put the game away," he said.

"Their keeper made a couple of good saves, and at 2-1 up he's touched one onto the post, and they've gone down the other end and scored.

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And they appeared dead and buried when Hameur Bouazza collected Darius Henderson's pass and doubled their advantage after the break.

But Taylor came off the bench in the 55th minute, and a quarter of an hour later he set up Lee Frecklington to pull one back.

And moments after Trotter had hit a post for the Lions, Taylor completed the comeback with a low 20-yard strike.

"We've shown our …

Darren Ferguson admitted he had taken a gamble signing Paul Taylor after he earned Peterborough a 2-2 draw against Millwall.

The striker was handed a six-month FA ban three years ago while playing for Chester for failing a drugs test but is now showing signs of maturity.

Ferguson signed the 23-year-old from Anderlecht at the end of last season and was rewarded with Taylor's first goal for Posh …

Harry Redknapp admits Tottenham must strengthen if they are to achieve his aim of qualifying for the UEFA Champions League again.

The Spurs boss predicts a three-horse race for the title and likewise for fourth spot, the last position available from which to qualify for Europe's premier club competition.

Redknapp believes Manchester United, Chelsea and Manchester City are virtually assured a …

He added the club have got plenty of scouts all over the world, saying: "And we are not frightened to spend money when we think it's right.

"Our fans have more reasons to be proud of this club - the values here, the way the club is run, what the club is built (upon) - than being angry with the club.

"Of course we want to deliver trophies, of course we want to win trophies, who …

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has claimed he would spend £40million on bringing players to the Emirates.

The French tactician is seen by some as being too cautious in the transfer market amid rivals such as Manchester City and Chelsea splashing the cash to bolster their squads.

But Wenger has defended his dealings, claiming he would be happy to spend £40m if the right players came along.

He …